Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"

"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"

by Dooctor September 6, 2021

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021

testicality

when somebody rips your balls off and you die from blood loss.

"did you hear that mr jones died of testicality?" "what the fuck is that."

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

tacticalaep

the best person who exists!

tacticalaep slays her edits tacticalaep is also very heartbroken but she’s still hot

by anonymous December 28, 2021

toastical

A white kid wit red hair

That guy is a toastical

by WhiteguyL December 29, 2021