Tactaholic

A Tactaholic is a disease that one has when said person has an addiction towards all things tactical.

Guy: Hello my name is Matt and I'm a Tactaholic.

Group: Hello Matt

by Herby Handoncock July 25, 2011

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)

It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty

by Codename:Duchess November 5, 2014

Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.

"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."

by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015

tacthole

The art of being tactful and an Asshole at the same time - tacthole-

I enjoy being a total tacthole in my dealings with the ex.

by Don't Poke the Bear May 8, 2016

tactically retarded

People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)

*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!

by Acronymus February 26, 2017