Due to the bridge strengthening
work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a
long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex
shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted
Jeff from
work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three
butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”