Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 15, 2010

tit trollin

Looking for boobs and/or nipples on chatroulette.com Usually while bored and interested in seeing some boobs.

Person 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Person 2: I was really bored so I went tit trollin. I got 5!
Person 1: Damnit, all I saw were a bunch of dicks.

by Pimp 1040 February 25, 2010

tits

Gynecomastia, a condition in which firm breast tissue (tits-like) forms in males.

Most old men frequently shows up tits-like tissues or gynecomastia in their chest

by reytheking January 24, 2009

tits up

broken; dead in the water, floating

well that project really went tits up.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

He-Tits

these are basically tits on a guy...

Joey, tell your dad to put on a shirt for Gods sake, his fkn He-Tits are embarrassing!!!

by 777geez October 04, 2015

Bacon Tits

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

by Markoos13 February 18, 2021

clown tits

Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.

Check out the clown tits on that waitress!

by Enrique Rodriguez March 26, 2008