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truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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Truth-fairy

Take an older truth and put it under your pillow and overnight the truth-fairy with exchange it for a convenient belief that allows you to function guilt-free.
I was was under the belief there were two genders until the truth-fairy visited and now I can name dozens!
by Treblatsirc January 31, 2020
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Truth Of Mary

The Process of having a man ejaculate into your vagina while you sleep.
I was all sticky after Craig pulled a truth of mary on me.
by Andybhoy1995163 July 23, 2011
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Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to
CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

L+ratio+kys
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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imagination truth

Similar to a lie in mechanic definition but far more perceptive in a verbal sense of all factors within the present situation.

More aesthetically pleasing.

Pretty much a lie.
Tim: "That's a blatant lie!"
Tom: "Lie is such a crude word..."
Tim: "It was still a lie"
Tom: "Actually, t'was more of an imagination truth"
Tim: "....!?"
by tim gledhill April 13, 2008
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drunken truth

Truth that people tell when they're drunk drunk talk
by Aye_gotit June 26, 2017
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Gospel Truth

I promise I am telling the gospel truth.
Ohhh we do love a bit of gospel in this house!
by darcysgospel June 23, 2020
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