lamp

something that you say when something is kinda funny but at the same time you don’t really care enough to formulate a proper response

Kyle: bruh did you hear that Karen’s dog got stolen by an eagle?

Chad: lamp

by 520guccigang May 18, 2020

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

lamp

something that moths are attracted too. used as an adjective or pronoun to describe a hot person, typically female. for visual reference, see Lil Xan and Noah

“That lamp is so fine I wanna turn her on”

by willywonk October 02, 2018

LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

by suhh_dew January 30, 2017

LAMP

Sex me now
with a bucket of cheese !

hello, lets lamp!
mm i love lamp
Lamp me off a piece of that.

by Kaka,anan,haha August 26, 2008

LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.

Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now

by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020

lamps

they light stuff up and yeah

person 1: "yo what does these lamps do"

person 2:"it lights stuff up and yeah"

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 28, 2022