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status window

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.
I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".
by jblonde December 2, 2010
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warlock status

The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
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Status Delay

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
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L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny
Who…? Cares
L status
by Zmoqov December 3, 2021
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Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017
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status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
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Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean
by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021
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