suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.

by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007

Suicide nut

Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.

I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.

by Autistic_potat0 May 10, 2018

Suicide Song

A suicide song is a song that is a cry for help, if you're feeling suicidal and depressed, you play your suicide song. Also known as, music to slit your writs to.

Sarah: Jim just texted me the lyrics to Is There Life On Mars by David Bowie!
Paul: So?
Sarah: That's his suicide song!
Paul: Oh shit, we should see if he's okay!

by fuckmelikeaman December 12, 2016

Monopoly suicide

When a person is so fed up of playing a long game of Monopoly they try and lose all their money as soon as possible so they can get out.

In the fourth hour of an intense Monopoly game, Nora decided to try and land on Boardwalk with a hotel so she could commit Monopoly suicide and be free.

by monopolyqueen April 26, 2011

Anal Suicide

Go to field, find a horse, put the horse cock in flaccid and proceed to feed the horse viagra while it’s inside you.

Did you hear about Jessica?

Yeah she committed Anal Suicide with Lucky!

by ColonCumBusters May 29, 2018

Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.

Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide

by AviMgg December 28, 2015

suicide card

when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way

usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality

billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

the suicide card

by latinojodido July 7, 2017