Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"
Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!
by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019
Get the Fartial Statusmug. A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.
jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
by KEYONE22 January 21, 2011
Get the Blown Statusmug. A status on Facebook with no sex, no relationship status, and no interest in anyone of the opposite or same sex.
I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 18, 2009
Get the worm statusmug. The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting
Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status
by BlinkGang March 8, 2018
Get the Blink Statusmug. A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."
"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."
"What a status idiot."
"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."
"What a status idiot."
by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009
Get the status idiotmug. Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
Get the Status Delaymug. by Zmoqov December 3, 2021
Get the L statusmug.