chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.

I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.

by shidz December 14, 2015

Tattoo junkie

Someone who is completely covered in tattoos

John is a tattoo junkie, he has over 20 tattoos for head to to toe.

by Valleygirl June 28, 2017

Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)

Maybe I should get Tattoos

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

the tattoo effect

Where Someone Who Has A Tattoo Makes Them Very Sexy

Allen Has The Tattoo Effect

by Celiah March 9, 2017

cringe tattoo

A tattoo that sucks.

"Baby on me" and "My friendship is not behind vodka" is a cringe tattoo.

by goddamn3000 March 14, 2023

Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.

Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.

by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023

Tattoo

Tattoos might have indicated a person's toughness in the past, but those days are long gone. Nowadays, so many people get tattoos that they don't indicate anything. Pussies get tattoos like many other people do these days. You got people nowadays who get tattoos just to look tough or to look like somebody they know, or to look like a bunch of other people with the same tattoo.

He/she got a tattoo(s) to try and get more respect than they did as a kid, back when he/she was a fuckin dork.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019