A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
by King G July 12, 2005
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what needs to be brought down. down with the system, down with society. the fall of the human race is inevitable... let's do it in the most fun way possible. no laws except your own. someone wrongs you, you punish them, in whatever means you feel are right. no age limits on all the shit everyone wnats to do. all of modern technology, without the order, dullness and inequality in society. did you dream of growing up to be a 9-5 worker, living a mediocre life? fuck the system; everyone should get what they deserve, be it good or bad.
by crap December 10, 2004
Get the the system mug.Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
by KyleFPS October 28, 2008
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Get the Nintendo Entertainment System mug.Tier 1: An individual you consider marriage material and is both physical and mentally attractive.
Tier 2: An individual who you date exclusively and is highly attractive, but you aren't sure or you don't believe you will settle down with this person.
Tier 3: An individual you would not seriously date exclusively date. This person is attractive but is most likely a booty call or a friend with benefits.
Tier 4: An individual you are not physically attracted to sexually, but you consider them a friend.
Tier 5: A lagoon creature who should never see the light of day.
Tier 2: An individual who you date exclusively and is highly attractive, but you aren't sure or you don't believe you will settle down with this person.
Tier 3: An individual you would not seriously date exclusively date. This person is attractive but is most likely a booty call or a friend with benefits.
Tier 4: An individual you are not physically attracted to sexually, but you consider them a friend.
Tier 5: A lagoon creature who should never see the light of day.
Most of the girls I date are Tier 2 but they may be promoted to Tier 1 after I date them for a while. The Tier System helps classify how serious a relationship is.
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