Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

swearbaby

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.

Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!

by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

swearomatic

A portmanteau word (from swear + automatic) meaning a task that automatically makes you want to swear whilst doing the task. The task may be fiddly or may have steps in it that cause you unnecessary pain, causing you to make full use of your vocabulary of expletives. This is particularly the case for small, menial, unnecessary difficult tasks, such as tasks involving technology or craft items.

A useful word to alert those around you that what you are doing or about to do may cause you to loose your temper, say words you might regret or otherwise be grumpy to those around you who you may otherwise have a happy existence. On being alerted, those around you can then leave you alone or put in place supportive measures to help you get through the task in hand.

Assembling that chair was a right swearomatic!
Don't talk to me now, I'm on a swearomatic!

by StressedDad March 18, 2022

sweario

i solemnly and seriously swear

"say you didn't drool on me for sweario"
"sweario"

"say you weren't practicing to kiss on your pillow for sweario"
"sweario"

by isleofionaaa July 20, 2023

Cooley Sweats

an overly perspiring gluteus maximus.

Wow all that heat & humidity has given me a serous case of
Cooley Sweats!

by johnnypump February 5, 2010

Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Vegetable Sweats

Vegetable sweats is the result of the consumption of a large amount of vegetables and other related none meat items.

Note: if there is a meat sweats there must be some similar in regards to eat copious amounts of non-meat items.

After eating large salad and falafel sandwich, her nape became moist due to vegetable sweats.

by sslaquer December 14, 2012