Or the Electronic Arts Swap. Electronic Arts counter to the Nintendo Switch. To obtain the console itself, you must buy various real life lootboxes to "unlock" the parts of the console such as the screen and controllers(the instructions to assemble the console itself are also obtainable via lootboxes). After assembling the console, the menu of the console is unlockable through a US$20 "Season Pass" Friend list and online play are also obtainable via another US$30 "Best Value Pass" It also comes with a Wall Street Analyst's opinion on why you should have paid more for the DLC passes in order to finance their sorry asses. Star Wars Battlefront 2 is the only game currently avaliable on the console. Changing between home and portable console is also exclusive to "Premium Members".
Nice! I just got the screen from the lootbox for my EA Swap! Now to open 50 more to get the controllers, buttons, instruction manual.
by Rems Husband March 11, 2018
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by Zerointerior November 14, 2011
Guy 1: Man Desiinger and lil Yatchy don't even make sense.
Guy 2: Yo it's just that new style. That swap rap.
Guy 2: Yo it's just that new style. That swap rap.
by Doodoomagoo February 10, 2018
When you go to swap jeans with a rando and they are commando with the nastiest uncircumcised dick you've ever seen.
I was doing a California Jersey Swap at the bar and the dude's hood had flies buzzing around it. I'm out!
by Hoganchugger July 06, 2024
When two male friends need to appreciate eachothers manliness. They also use this time to enjoy one another’s “cookies”. This typically occurs at the local pub and sometimes makes its way back to the car. There are sometimes Hershey kisses involved.
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022
When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022