Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012

Summin

A typo to kill sexting.

Babe: Oh my god your making me cum!

Me: oh my god babe your summin me up!

Babe: ...

by lil Sum up November 7, 2018

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

Sumin

a gorgeous, smart, talented, sweet, whole-package gal who 's damn humble for someone who's hit the genetic lottery.

"Dude, guess who got a date with Sumin this Friday."
"Let me guess, you? That's cool, bro, but make sure to bring your A-game because even though you think she's nice, so does everyone else."

by gummy024 January 18, 2021

sumting

Wi are tu lo, sum ting is wong-
HO LEE FUK
*bang ding ow*

Sumting is wong...

by notarealperson111 January 26, 2021

Suminda

One of the sexiest people you'll ever meet. He's creative and smart. Every girl wants to be with him but he would remain loyal to his significant other no matter what. His jokes tend to be dry.

I love Suminda he's too perfect for me.

by DmbestGuy March 26, 2021