Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como

stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED

by SNAP123 January 4, 2011

stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

stump burning

Burning a stump, that's fucking all!

Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.

by Gooch McJunkin September 20, 2017

Stump Puller

When tree guys come chop down a tree a stump remains. Tie a chain around the stump and then the other end around the earth whale’s waist then have them pull the stump out!

One needs to be rather corpulent to be an effective stump puller.

Look at the size of that stump puller at the buffet!

by Lyin’ Dog-Faced Pony Soldier December 30, 2020

stump butler

When you get a handjob from someone with a hook for a hand

I got so trashed last night I gave Someone a stump butler

by Vidartgemagicaldino May 12, 2021

parick stump

fedora wearing, tattoo less, 4 foot man.

best known for singing in the band fall out bros.

Joe Trohman is his best bro.
sweetest man alive.

fob fan: OHH MA GURD PATRICK STUMP IS HOOOT!11!
fob fan 2: UMM I agree HOW RELATABLE !1!11!
fob fan 3: yeah i like parick but pete wentz is hotter.

fob fan 1and 2: UMM EXCUSE ME GET OUT OF HERE!1! YEAH PETE WENTZ IS HOT BUT PARICK STUMP IS BETTER!1!

by a yee May 6, 2018

bump the stump

A term for bumping fists.

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.

by JRB55 September 15, 2010