Strudious

An asshole who thinks words dont exist
Or just a know it all shithead

Jonathan: Strudious is not a word
Kyle: Yes it fucking is

by 56Explosivediareahabrats December 14, 2025

microwavea streudal

Term Created by AAron. When you have no Toaster to Toast your
streudals,you have to microwave them.So therfore instead of Toaster Streudal, Its Microwavea streudal.see also takka

Ronnie:AAron, Do you want some toaster streudals?

AAron:hell yeah

Ronnie: let me put some in the microwave

AAron:wtf?

AAron: I dont want no damn microwavea streudals

by sandy lyle September 30, 2006

Old Shroud

A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.

As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"

by Dr. Johnson Mac February 9, 2010

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

zachary strout

A young horny mother fucker who wants to fuck Ms.Carter. He shows true love for her and wants he pussy. Every time Ms.Carter walks by, he has an immediate boner.

"When Zachary Strout is in Language Arts, his boner becomes 5 inches long."

by :ALK:S HD:OAISF May 14, 2015

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016