Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010

Strobing

(verb) the act of listening to the song "strobe" by deadmau5, henceforth living life to the fullest. Some have argued that it adds a 4th dimension the mundane reality of normal life, especially upon hitting the drop at 6:50.

Dude, I was strobin' today while studying for finals.

I don't know how people live life without strobing.

Dude, when I strobe, everything just makes sense.

Hey man, what are you doin?
I'm strobin' on my way to practice.

Dude, I creamed my levi's today when I hit the drop.
You were doing what?
Strobin'

by bonchburger5 October 6, 2012

trolling

Trolling is often intended to bait and as such is associated with malice and anger. However, in its common usage: it means misrepresenting one’s self in order to produce a planned reaction, generally to prove some sort of point ( example: everyone has a trigger). If "the troll" is being honest the term trolling does not apply as they are not engaging in misrepresentation and no malice or manipulation is intended. Trolling is similar to method acting, in that the more one believes one's own words the more effective one's argument. Which is to say that the most effective "trolls" have transcended and become believers.

"Ah, I didn't mean that. I was just trolling."

by That one dude..!@gh March 26, 2017

speed trolling

The act of attempting to pick someone up in a bar after you realized that closing time is rapidly approaching. This usually begins within one hour of a bar closing.

dude, we better start speed trolling or we are going home with rosy palm.

by cschieffer March 14, 2010

Post Count Trolling

This is when you flame other users in a smaller scale forum in an attempt to gain a high post count faster.

"Why is Bastiche such a dick all the time?"

"I think he's just post count trolling"

by Bastiche July 3, 2008

stripling

Stripling (strip-ling) meaning: powerful, courageous, significant, dignified, stellar, and obedient to the one that is higher than them.

You know you're a Stripling when you can take on your biggest fear staring it straight in the eye while obeying the one who has taught you to do it.

by Orchid Castallo April 7, 2016

Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009