Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.

"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."

by King 13 July 1, 2022

stanley

an amazing cup that looks cool on the internet.

OMG! I just got a stanley!!!

by usedbydispair April 22, 2024

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

Stanley and Niamh

A unbreakable relationship

We are a Stanley and Niamh

by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018

chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody

Chris Stanley is epic man

by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020