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stanley cup

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024
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Stanley Murray

the kindest, funniest, caring, loving person i know. his heart is pure and his company is all i need in life to be happy, he's a beautiful beam of light that helps people find their way. i love Stanley so much and look up to him so much, even if he doesn’t know. i hope that he will forever be the sweet person he is and continue to grow into an amazing person. no matter what happens i prey that stanley gets everything he wants and wishes for in life, and that he’s happy, healthy and wealthy everyday. i don’t think ‘stan the man’ with ever know just how much i appreciate and adore him.

he’s the best big brother i could ask for.

i love you.
Stanley Murray is the most admirable person to walk the earth.
by 118777 March 29, 2024
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Stanley

When your crush is “bae” but not “bae” at the same time because they have been acting weird.
by domingoofdaddy November 10, 2024
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Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
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Stanley

This nigga got the biggest fucking brain ever.
He is a motherfucking beast built like goddamn Godzilla. He probably likes stranger things, football, gaming and defeating any challenge you fucking throw at him . Here’s a sentence with this beast of a fucking name in it :
Who is that handsome giga chad ? “
“That is a … **STANLEY**
by Standaman January 11, 2026
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the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010
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