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What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.
by Moon Fish May 8, 2009
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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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spunkgutter

A lady who acts as a constant drainage unit for man chutney.
would ya? nah mate she's a right spunkgutter.
by Richie Essex November 21, 2003
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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner
I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker
by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003
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spunkskip

Person held in low regard sexually that is used as a recepticale for dumping your spunk in.
Everyone fucks Kelly, shes just a spunkskip.
by 50 Deepones August 4, 2006
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Spunkslot

A slot where you can deposit your load of spunk.
A slot type hole.
A womans fanny
A womans/mans arse
A womans/mans mouth

these are all types of slot samples.
She took my load in the spunkslot.
by bobb todd April 16, 2008
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