Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Spudding

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

by boc11111 August 9, 2010

Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.

My friend Travis is the biggest spude ever.

by LargeD April 3, 2003

spuddy

a spud friend or buddy.

jason: "you're such a gangster."
laura: "thanks spuddy!"

by Jason Wallace July 1, 2005

spudnchops

Also known as a 'disproportional dave". Spudnchops is crap. Resembles a person but only 7cm high. one eye bigger than the other, head bigger than body and arms and legs are verysmall,

"I hate spudnchops"
"Your as useless as spudnchops"

by blind October 19, 2003

Spuding it

the millitary position when a girl just lays there putting no effort in,
extremly selfish way of having sex
or when a person is not doing there job properly and just stands around and waits for the other person to do the work.

"that tania was Spuding it last nite i cud of slapped her, lazy bitch"
"chicky was standing around Spuding it stupid road cone"

by Samantha Vikki Chard May 24, 2006

spudorange

spudorange, when a womans vagina is so brown it looks kinda orange and she has crabs, on her period.

damn that chick had a spudorange last night, i almost puked when i saw it

by M3th123 March 18, 2011