fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

Cum Sprinkles

1. A form of ejaculate that resembles tiny, white droplets.
2. When something is dope or awesome.

1. Guy: So, do you have any kinks?

Girl: Well, I love it when I get cum sprinkles on my face.

2. Guy 1: Are you pumped for the new Star Wars film?

Guy 2: Definitely! That shit's gonna be the cum sprinkles!

by Betty? June 4, 2016

Chocolate Sprinkles

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.

You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.

by TruthfulMeaning August 17, 2016

dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.

There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

Alfredo sprinkler

Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.

She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.

by Pfchang July 15, 2018

Reverse Sprinkler

Another term for a Circle Jerk.

Gol-dang I didn't realize there was gonna be a reverse sprinkler at this party!

by DuckDuckMoose02134 September 3, 2018

Crawford Sprinkler

When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.

“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”

by Big Bear Show September 7, 2018