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Spread The Tight

'Spread The Tight' whatever you want it to mean. It has no set definition.

Just throw it in an everyday sentence I can substitute for any saying.
i just fucked shit up!
i jsut Spread The Tight!

lets do some cool shit.
lets Spread The Tight.
by Tall Australian June 18, 2011
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Spread Moses

Spreading the butt cheeks like moses parted the red sea.
"I made my girlfriend bend over and spread moses last night".
by Lunaeca August 8, 2012
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spread

Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.
Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"
by JasoRobi January 29, 2008
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Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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Spreader

A person who walks around not caring if they get infected with COVID-19 and spreads it to others.
Don't be a spreader dude. Stay home if you can.
by blonde/blond March 22, 2020
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baller ass spread

Hood term, describing a nice meal with many courses, a good drink with it and a nice desert.
Leroy laid out a baller ass spread out when his partner got home from doing 20. They had shrimp, steak, lobster, pig feet, collard greens, mac and cheese, cheese cake and hennesey.
by bert 2 July 24, 2006
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The spread

Noun. the alotted points the favorite has to overcome to win money for thier backers who have money pending on the scoring outcome of the sporting event.
Dude 1-Did you see the latest spread for the superbowl?

Dude 2-Yeah i got 20 bucks on the favorite, they(the Lakers) need to win by the spread which varies between 1 points to 20 points."

Dude 1-Sweeeet
by Jars in the closet May 6, 2007
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