Sprayed my Geek

Adj: A term used when one has demonstrated extreme geekiness, confusing and possibly irritating the recipient.
Guy1: Well, actually the ocarina of time came BEFORE Majora's Mask, because if you noticed Zelda is saying goodbye to Link. Plus, the skull kid said Link reminded him of the fairy boy that taught him a song, which was Saria's Song from Ocarina of Time.

Guy2: Yeah... Sure, man.

Guy1:I totally sprayed my geek all over the wall that time.
by White-Kitten July 25, 2011
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Whiskey spray-paint

The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
by Thunderpants June 02, 2014
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spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit

“It must be a spray painted car.”
by dwightisright July 06, 2018
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Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound
P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze
by KidMagic06 May 02, 2018
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Pepper Spray Pomosexual

Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.
Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.
by Salvageboi March 03, 2023
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Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.
What did you do lastnigh?”

My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”
by Lamb shoulder May 02, 2018
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Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 09, 2017
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