Fatty Sled

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016

half sped-re child

Noun. A person exhibiting spasticated and idiotic demeanor, action, or pattern of speach, but is not however afflicted by any legitimate mental defect. Thus making this person a special type of stupid.

That guys a special type of idiot, a real half sped-re child.

by CheddaB225 September 12, 2017

lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

tokyo sledgehammer

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

by Zardog April 2, 2019

clam sledding

slippery slopes? more like slippery snatch ;) this term is a synonym for SCISSORING

hey phoebe! you tryna go clam sledding tonight?

can we go clam sledding in your car tonight?

by tittyporter June 27, 2019

snowy sleddawg

when you and your bro jack it in the same bed and then ejaculate on each other’s dick

dude #1: bro did you and james hit a snowy sleddawg?”

dude #2: “yeah bro i still have some of his cum in my urethra”

by daddy john misty January 14, 2021

William Sledge

Willam Sledge- He was a miniature green giant with a big heart others recognized. He hated math and school with a passion but loved his friends and family, also his choir group. He has a probably unhealthy obsession with his mustang but I'm pretty sure that applies to anything with a motor. He loves cars, His friends, and his girlfriend. He has the personality of an overgrown dog. Although he loves his friends I think he would end him at a moment's notice, Who wouldn't tho?

Damn that's fuckin William Sledge

by Robert Wayne Kepley January 5, 2022