Sphincter Burp

A toxic, disgusting, vile fart on steroids.
If you smell one, you will die.

Jimmy: farts
Tom: sniffs. "Do you smell that?"
Jimmy: smirking "noooo"
Tom: face turns green. Throws up
Jimmy: "OH GOD! ITS EVERYWHERE!"
Tom: coughs up blood and a piece of his lung. "Looks like my times up. Bt dubs dont ever release a sphincter burp dumbass. You hold it in." dies

by Exquisitine Buble-Schwinslow August 3, 2016

sphincterage

The act of laughing so hard that one will clench their anal sphincter with enough force to induce internal bleeding.

LOL! That joke was so funny. I have serious fucking sphincterage now.

by A Short Ass Llama March 15, 2017

Sphincter Plinko

(sfink-ter plinck-o)

The act of having a group of people bent over naked around you in a circle, and then using your erection to penetrate different anus' quickly and briefly at random.

"Oh man, my Friday night was awesome! We had a couple people over, had a few drinks, and played Sphincter Plinko. Talk about putting some stank on it, Yeah Boi!!"

by FuzzyDunnlopp March 19, 2017

Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.

Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race

by moistbananabread April 8, 2017

SPHINCTACLE

To make an ass of one's self as in "made a spectacle" of himself by being an ass.

Trump's egregious social blunders show how easy it is to make a sphinctacle of himself.

by Genelady825 October 13, 2017

Sphincter poke

Another name for anal sex

Did he get sphincter poked last night?

by Wangwapper September 5, 2018

Sphebe

A sphere that you see while in an altered mental state.

“Yo man, while I was babysitting you on your trip - you screamed sphebe”
“Yeah, that’s what i sphere looks like where you’re tripping”

by Friedeveryfriday February 27, 2019