doin it spanish

the best damned dodgeball team at clemson university

"Dude, we totally got our asses kicked by Doin It Spanish."

by Gunter March 15, 2005

Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.

Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011

Spanish Jungle

A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.

John - "Honey, I think it is time we see other people"
Jane - "Urgh!! Spanish Jungle!"

by C.P.C. September 10, 2010

Spanish Teacher

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.

"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.

by Mollie and Kathryn May 27, 2004

spanish flu

when a non-Hispanic man (usually of African or non-Spanish European ancestry) hooks up with a lot of Hispanic ladies; a man who likes a nekkid Puerto Rican girl

Wait a minute... you got posters of Roselyn Sanches, Selma Hayek, and Elsa Benitez all over your bedroom... dude, you got the Spanish flu somethin' awful!

by Da Nasty One November 10, 2004

Spanish Omelette

To get your ingredients to your omelette and put it inside a girls vagina. Then to fuck her ever so hardly. Then to cum inside her and wait for everything to "cum" out. (Ahehe). Then put the omelette ingredients on a pan and consume it at a candle lit dinner :D.

Eric: *fucks yew so harrddd*

Kat: *Feels the ingredients moving*

Eric: Whoop! I cummed! Lets wait :D

Kat: *Cums out ingredients*

Eric: *Makes spanish omelette and carries Kat to the candle lit dinner*

Kat: Ohhh eriicc! Your so romantic!

*Fucks on table*

by Katerina :D May 1, 2011

Spanish Style

A specific type of sex in which a woman straddles her man, does all work, and rides to multiple orgasms, resulting in some of the most amazing, mind-blowingly good sex she's ever had (or will have).

"Did you get it on with your new boyfriend last night?"

"Yeah, I hit that shit straight up Spanish Style, kid!"

by TheSpanishLover October 10, 2011