Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 29, 2022

Icenhower Power Shower

Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.

Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!

Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair

Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts

by Sneed d'Elaine November 5, 2020

Czech Golden Shower

The act of spraying .32 ACP rounds all over your targets.

"...Out of a 20 round magazine, full-auto, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground. It's like the Czech golden shower." - Some guy who likes AK-47s

by phant0ms November 17, 2022

Cock Shower

How the Jonas Brothers bathe everyday.

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.

by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008

Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.

I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.

by pchr100 December 4, 2010

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts

Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings

by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009