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Snatch Face

Any man who's facial hair resembles the pubic hair on a woman's vigina. Usually total douche bags trying to be creative with their beards.
James thinks his gotee is cool, what a Snatch Face!
by Coy Peterson July 14, 2005
mugGet the Snatch Facemug.

snatch napkin

A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.

male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010
mugGet the snatch napkinmug.

Snatch Catcher

A man who gets a lot of pussy
Dude, that guy's a real snatch catcher
by Reese Gavin October 27, 2009
mugGet the Snatch Catchermug.

snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie
"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.
by Quills13 December 20, 2010
mugGet the snatch-snackmug.

wig snatched

Being so suprised that your "wig" is snatched
Damn! Her signing got me wig snatched!
by Weave_SNATCHED January 29, 2019
mugGet the wig snatchedmug.

snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G December 9, 2008
mugGet the snatch-barmug.

cooter snatch

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.
If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!
by Chanel aka Spamdelight September 12, 2006
mugGet the cooter snatchmug.

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