tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.

"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."

by Unequality February 8, 2010

sierra sharp

a humorous, beautiful, type of person that is no way shape or form rude.

man, that girl is just so rude!

hell yeah, she aint no sierra sharp!

by lillyypeeisurbestfrand October 6, 2010

F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

Sharp

When a friend of yours goes after someone he knows you like.

"oi did you hear he's going after that girl you like"
" you mean he's doin a sharp?

by 006 October 23, 2007

Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.

"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"

by Snstr November 6, 2004

pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005

sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004