Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022

Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone

"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"

by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022

Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.

Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!

by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023

Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.

"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."

by Krylian August 30, 2023

Skincare Smoothie

Mixing multiple skincare products to achieve a desired effect. Popularized by the brand Drunk Elephant.

“Wow this Sephora is a mess, the mall teens must have been at it again making skincare smoothies”

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024