smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005

Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.

It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!

by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004

Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.

Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010

Cum smoothie

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

by 70476328 June 13, 2017

sloochie

a female who acts both like a slut and a hoochie.

1. that raunchy lookin' hotdog is such a sloochie.
2. megan k. && kristina s.

by april & kimberly May 19, 2007

Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic

She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships

by Velvet115 September 6, 2019