bung slurpee

A bung slurpee is another term for feltching: sucking the cum out of one's ass either lips-to-ass or with a straw. Also see feltch feltching

Rod Stewart slipped the straw deep inside Mic Jagger's ass and sucked till he tasted the slimy, salty taste of his cum mixed with shit. Both of them loved a hot bung slurpee straight from a man's ass.

by guilty_spork December 6, 2004

jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.

My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

Irish slurpee

A sex term where you pour irish whiskey into ones asshole and proceed to lick the same asshole untill the person shits in your mouth.

dude, she wanted to do a fuckin irish slurpee, i cant handle that

by hornyforhire August 2, 2010

Slurpiekink

She’s a tiktoker that looks like ass and she’s retarted! 😧😧😦😻😻

“Slurpiekink farted!”

“Yeah!!! It smells like shit.”

by slurpiekinkstinky August 31, 2021

Scurpies

A mix between scurvy and herpes. Mostly carried by pirates, and because the only pirates left on the planet are Asian or Somalian, they are the only ones who are susceptible to it.

Man, did you see the scurpies on the mouth of that Thai water bandit?

by MKUltra56 April 30, 2011

Slurpista

Slurpista(n) :A person who's job involves preparing and serving different types of slurpees.

Steve just got a job at the local 7eleven as a slurpista

Hey slurpista, you fucked up my drink

by WAJ November 4, 2012