Simp

Ted from the Lorax

Ted is a simp.

by bkqw_06 August 2, 2021

simp

a person who dies anything to get in bed with a girl

look mikael is the biggest simp ever

by apekatt August 1, 2020

Simp

Someone who does anything for their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: " What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020

Simp

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by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022

Simp

someone who tries so hard to get that

brian you is a simp, stop trying she dont love

by anonymous September 26, 2020