Sharp hug

When you hug someone and they hug you back and stab you with a knife, sword, etc.

I can't believe pesky sharp hugged parti

by toasterbounce January 19, 2023

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crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

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the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.

Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!

by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018

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Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

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