shmorny

When one is horny for some shmorn.

I think shmorn is gross, especially when niblicking is involved. Jimmy is shmorny for it all the time, though.

by Chingy234 March 10, 2009

Shmowzer

A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Shmogput

An all around nasty person with no care in the world but themself

"mate your just a shmogput"

by linmer November 27, 2009

Shmound

To Fuck, To have intercourse, to have sex.

(shm-ow-nd)

A verb meaning "to have sex with", that has become popular at North Carolina State University.

Did you shmound that chick last night?

or

We shmounded all night long.

by Brandon31355 August 27, 2010

Shmotherfuck

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

shmocked

To smoke mokies.. A popular weed/tobacco mix from Northern California

"Dude we shmocked like 3 grams of some fire! I'm faded!"

by fast stang May 11, 2014