shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time

everyday at 3-ish o' clock

by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003

shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019

shittying hell

something thats pissed you off!

your friend blows you out..'oh shittying hell not again'

by lorien September 7, 2007

Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008