by Swank October 17, 2003
by Bubblegum success April 27, 2015
The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.
She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 02, 2012
Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 18, 2019
in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass
by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004
A single shirt that is made to look like 2 layered tees. For example a black t-shirt with a 2 inch ring of white fabric positioned around the collar, sleeves and bottom of the shirt in order to give the illusion of a cheater shirt.
by Lyislooney April 27, 2007
The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company
by phicsh March 28, 2011