short shopping 

The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)

"I ran out of smokes and the store was closed, so I went out back and did some short shopping."

short shopping by Mr. Arkade March 12, 2014

boozery shopping

When college students go to the grocery store and end up buying more booze than groceries.

Hey guys, I just got back from boozery shopping. Let's party!

boozery shopping by tastynuggets21 March 18, 2014

Keg Slipping 

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

Keg Slipping by b0gal0 May 11, 2014

Brocery Shopping 

The act of shopping for groceries with your bros

Yo lets go brocery shopping

Brocery Shopping by Ajay2529 May 26, 2015

slop shopping 

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

slop shopping by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

para-shopping 

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

para-shopping by word act January 19, 2018

Slusher Shopping 

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

Slusher Shopping by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019