senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.

Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!

by Mokhok April 4, 2010

shapes

A large overweight person who's stomach does not flab around, it is muscular and hard.

That guy over there is so shapes.

by holdmeclosertonydanza July 31, 2006

brooke shields

Since brooke shields was possibly the whitest thing in the 80's, sometimes crack is referred to as "brooke shields" or in extreme cases- "white girl"

"snortin pounds of brooke shields"

by ThIzzy October 26, 2005

Shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.

Well I don't know. Bob's a nice guy and all but he's totally shapes so I wouldn't date him.

My english teacher is totally shapes and I can't stop starring at her weird porportions.

by Hattey April 15, 2008

Shields factor

An unknown quantity, mysteriously approximated but never quantified.

Don't forget to account for the Shields factor when you drink that 8th beer.

by Mike Ryan May 14, 2004

shape on

The meaning "shape on" is a turm used by casual drug users to get a gathering of like minded people together to part take in session. Theses sessions can last from a few hours to a few days.

"Hey Sarah what you up to? Fancy coming for a shape on??"

"lets go get are shape on"

"Sarah you got hell of a shape on sort it out"

"Im shaped right up"

by Chixster July 29, 2010

Cock Shield

A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.

"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"

"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"

by Cashboard June 14, 2009