Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011

Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance

stop stealing my chips you little nob shank

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

by JenGoneau January 3, 2009

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006

Shank a skank

To stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. Such objects may include pencils, forks, nigger knives, (ECT.)

Person 1: What a grosty beeoch!
Person 2: Yeah, seriously, Shank a skank!

by A pimp named Kyle January 9, 2009