Shayed out

To be under the effect of drugs.

Man, look how bad this cat's hands are shaking, he must be shayed out on coke or something."

by __Rob__ October 23, 2008

Shaved cow

a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.

hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!

by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011

shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

Oh shit, you just got shafted.

by Billy blowjob jo February 25, 2008

shamedango

smallest dick in the world

Damn that kids got a shamedango! What a loser!!

by Yomama May 13, 2005

Shaned

1. To be marooned by a bisexual.
2. To become a wannabe hacker.

1. Dude...You just got shaned by that noob!
2. Ever since he stole that guys myspace, he's shaned.

by Deyphid R. Odriques June 30, 2008

Shawed-off Sotgun

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.

imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!

by logwash December 9, 2008

heart shaped hiney

The hind end of a fat chick, and we're talking about a REALLY fat chick, one that when she wears pants you can tell the year the quarter in her pocket was made

The robust bus lady bent over exposing her heart shaped hiney to which all the men vomited up their lunch that was prepared by twelve spanish penguins selling deoderant door to door

by Nick Turner September 10, 2006