Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Sesh

To engage in sexual relations through facetime or discord video chat.

Me: "hey man do you want to play some League of Legends?"
Friend "nah man i got to go sesh with my girlfriend"

by teamseshdamian January 23, 2023

seshed

Before someone is insanely high as fuck off gods leaf, they are “seshed”.

you are “tipsy” before being drunk. in this case, you are “seshed” as opposed to completely fried.

by mommye July 14, 2023

on the sesh

Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted

Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.

by Adam in England September 9, 2018

Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.

Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.

by viagrafactory December 10, 2023

Sesh

London urban slang for oral sex.

ayyyy did u pattern sesh from that yat
(did you receive a blowjob from that girl)

by lololol234 May 30, 2018