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Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service
Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!
by RealOBRav August 22, 2016
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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
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broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016
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self-service

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service
by Gembly November 16, 2019
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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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2019 Community Service

Re-sharing a post on your instagram story for “charity”. 1 story re-share equals $1 donated to said charity. Frequent users of this term almost exclusively include white girls that feel as if posting this is truly making a difference. The word has an almost chain like reaction, and if one white girl posts it, you best believe all of her friends will too.
Brittany: OMG Tanja, did you see what Sarah re-shared on her story about pollution?????

Tanja: Well, we better re-share it too. I don’t want people to think I don’t care about the environment

Brittany: Well this is going on my college application for sure, talk about 2019 community service!
by th3w1zard June 13, 2019
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