Seagyna

A large sea slug or sea cucumber, whose back represents certain parts of female anatomy. Found primarily in tide pools on the Pacific Rim.
This can also be used as both an insult or flattering remark to another person.

"Hey check out that seagyna in the tide pool."

"Hey stop being such a seagyna!"

"That is so cool! How seagyna!"

"Dude, just seagyna it!"

by Gregory Kelerbenge February 1, 2009

Saghawk

When someone with long hair has a Mohawk and neglects to put hair gel in it, so instead of being in its proper upright position, it Sags over the persons head. Nobody, no matter how good they look, can pull off a good looking Saghawk.

(if someone with buzzed hair got a Mohawk and neglected to put hair gel in it, they can avoid the title of Saghawk since buzzed hair can't go anywhere)

Frank: Dude, the people at this convention dress weirdly, bro.

Brendan: I know! that kid who looks like Sam has the tightest pants ever!

Frank: That kid at the table next to us has the worst Saghawk I've ever seen!

by ilTank June 3, 2010

Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.

"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."

by Mallyx June 12, 2014

Seagull Raid

A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks

I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.

by Jg eazy July 7, 2016

Seagulp

Someone that gets high and eats all of your food without paying back. Kinda like a seagull.

You are such a seagulp. Stop eating all of my food!

by High terms July 14, 2016

seahores

Mermaids available in a marine bordello/whorehouse

Many a seahorse have I seen, but this seahore I saw at the Santa Fina beach blew me off my feet. I went in to her place and there were many more delectable seahores there.

by Alone Me Rant August 16, 2016

Seagull

A particularly painful act. A "Seagull" is when a man rubs sand onto his dick and then has intercourse. Often done at the beach.

Holy hell Dave, did you know she likes to Seagull? Holy shit, that bitch must be an extreme masochist.

by IraqLobsterSlayer December 29, 2017