Saghawk
When someone with long hair has a Mohawk and neglects to put hair gel in it, so instead of being in its proper upright position, it Sags over the persons head. Nobody, no matter how good they look, can pull off a good looking Saghawk.
(if someone with buzzed hair got a Mohawk and neglected to put hair gel in it, they can avoid the title of Saghawk since buzzed hair can't go anywhere)
(if someone with buzzed hair got a Mohawk and neglected to put hair gel in it, they can avoid the title of Saghawk since buzzed hair can't go anywhere)
Frank: Dude, the people at this convention dress weirdly, bro.
Brendan: I know! that kid who looks like Sam has the tightest pants ever!
Frank: That kid at the table next to us has the worst Saghawk I've ever seen!
Brendan: I know! that kid who looks like Sam has the tightest pants ever!
Frank: That kid at the table next to us has the worst Saghawk I've ever seen!
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