scooterbob

neighborhood rapist chasing kids with light up scooter

old scooterbob always trying to get the kids

by scooterbob May 16, 2017

Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

Scooter

Lit thing that people like to ride at skateparks with friends

Can u backie on that scooter

by xXAidoAXx January 28, 2018

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day

Wilson rode his scooter all day

by Thotaloty June 11, 2018

Scooter

Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.

Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters

by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018