Scran

Both a noun and a verb used in the north of England, and occasionally London.

Noun

The shit type of food that you get from the nearly-bankrupt kebab shop down the road that’s always covered in grease and looks like shite but still tastes fine, or amazing if you’re pissed out your mind

Verb

To eat that shit type of food, and enjoy it anyway.

Person 1: man I’m starving let’s get some scran

Person 2: fuck yeah, from that Indian kebab shop?

by Booty stealer October 23, 2023

Scranbolic

An absolutely shambolic excuse for a meal - generally what your crackhead housemate is cooking during his first year at college.

“Spaghetti-O sandwiches? Jesus mate - that meal is scranbolic!”

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer November 21, 2023

Scranton Munting

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act

Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Scrake

The "sound" of when a chainsaw is tearing threw flesh and bone
or
A large zed in the FPS survival game Killing Floor 2

I see a scrake

Did the chainsaw just scrake?,

by Scrakka December 1, 2023

Scranalan

A term used to describe some bussin’ scran.

Food that is so delicious.

That Mac and cheese was a real Scranalan bro honest

by anonymous December 4, 2023

Scranny

An affectionate or prejudice nickname for an overweight transgender person.

"Did you see Jules crying this morning?"
"Yeah that scranny is in my tutor group"

by FOUR-BIG-GUYS December 8, 2023

scralkty

laptopk

i use scralkty

by scralkty December 14, 2023