Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

by Impudicus April 9, 2019

u/sataniamana

An e-boy cuck who acts smarter than everyone and comments on reddit posts to gain a sense of superiority over other people, he also clicks on dangerous links

18.234.166.227
Virginia
City Location: Ashburn
Postal: 20149
Area: 703
Metro: 511

u/sataniamana
“That post makes no sense, I’m super fucking smart”

by Le yeet April 9, 2020

Santa-Satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.

……… WHAT THE FUCK

Santa-Satan all hail

by Α January 13, 2022

Saturday

To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.

Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.

Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

satan's freckles

stale wheat toast made moist in the middle by the tears that come from my eyes from when my cousin tickles me too much

For dinner last night, I had expired yogurt, expired eggs, and a side of satan's freckles.

by definitely not you March 9, 2011

satriani

One of the greatest guitar gods to ever live

The teacher of another great steve vai

Tours with G3 which also includes steve vai and has included yngwie malmsteen

His best album is Surfing With The Alien which amazed critics and fans alike

Satriani is a guitar god

by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005