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rosy sanchez

When your female partner is menstrating and she draws a mustashe on your face. Can also be done during intercourse. Simlar to red wings only in that menses ends up on the face. In this case the mustache is purposefully drawn.
After the fight they'd just had, she decided to give him a rosy sanchez
by Katyklysm June 23, 2011
mugGet the rosy sanchezmug.

destiny sanchez

Destiny Sanchez is the most amazing girl in the world. He is so hot and can get anyone she wants.
She is a Destiny Sanchez
by Thaman10251 June 2, 2016
mugGet the destiny sanchezmug.

sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009
mugGet the sanchez bumpmug.

Dirty Sanchez

When you're humping a girl in the butt & you pull it out & wipe it across her nose.
He gave me a dirty Sanchez & I puked.
by sk8princess44 October 22, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Sanchezmug.

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.
Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.
by sinistlor November 17, 2009
mugGet the impossible sanchezmug.

Soggy Sanchez

The act of giving one a rusty hook while also giving them a dirty sanchez following a soaked piece of bread thrown on them to clean themself with afterward.
Becky is such a freak, she took my load after I gave her a nice, succulent Soggy Sanchez.
by Swift Calmly October 29, 2017
mugGet the Soggy Sanchezmug.

Vick's Sanchez

Similar to the likes of a "dirty sanchez". The act of wiping vicks vaporrub right under your nose.
dude, I was rolling my face off last night and totally gave myself a Vick's Sanchez, it was awesome!
by tmoney324G6 November 29, 2010
mugGet the Vick's Sanchezmug.

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