impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.
Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.
by sinistlor November 17, 2009
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rosy sanchez

When your female partner is menstrating and she draws a mustashe on your face. Can also be done during intercourse. Simlar to red wings only in that menses ends up on the face. In this case the mustache is purposefully drawn.
After the fight they'd just had, she decided to give him a rosy sanchez
by Katyklysm June 23, 2011
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Cocaine Sanchez

After a person does a line of cocaine, they typically run their finger under their nose rapidly, a similar motion to the dirty sanchez.
Right after that Mexican dude did a rail of cocaine, he gave himself a cocaine sanchez.
by PUTA RAMMEREZ June 22, 2011
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steven sanchez

The most genuinely handsomest guy a girl can ever meet. Steven Sanchez is sexy, gorgeous and perfect in every way. If you ever meet a Steven Sanchez, keep him or you'll regret it!
There goes that Steven Sanchez, ain't he a catch!
by Fairy Tale September 06, 2017
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Jimmy Sanchez

The same thing as a Dirty Sanchez except with a condom. (Referencing the condoms nickname being "Jimmy".)
by vooobooooweeew August 24, 2014
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Miguel Sanchez

Miguel Sanchez is very smart man (Jet's dad)
Jetty's dad is very smart (Miguel's son)
by Sheckpool July 24, 2021
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sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
by sanchezfan86 November 04, 2008
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